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thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

(Source: turnaboutcomingout)

hocotate-civ:

Who The Man!!

hocotate-civ:

Who The Man!!

disfiguredstick:

Friend wanted Luigi death stare. obliged.

disfiguredstick:

Friend wanted Luigi death stare. obliged.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

teenagesuccubus:

It’s so wrong and so right all at the same time

(Source: unamusedsloth)

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

(Source: whitejadeflower)

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

airoe:

zelda: *throws ocarina of time at link*

*ocarina hits ground instead and shatters. ganon rules hyrule for all eternity*

zelda: “i guess that was poor judgement on my part”

spacewaluigi:

Waluigi Waruiji the Darigan Aisha, my precious spoiled little hell cat 
Bless neopets ahhhhh

spacewaluigi:

Waluigi Waruiji the Darigan Aisha, my precious spoiled little hell cat 

Bless neopets ahhhhh

bryankonietzko:

flameo-ferret:

I DON’T THINK THIS HAS BEEN DONE YET

Well this helped cheer me up.

bryankonietzko:

flameo-ferret:

I DON’T THINK THIS HAS BEEN DONE YET

Well this helped cheer me up.